hair! it’s everywhere, isn’t it? what are we innocent precious angels to do with all this hair?? putting it up and away from our face is what history teaches us. our ancestors before us? yeah, they definitely clipped their hair back with gel, pins, strings, wires, and clips. but, today?! today i am here to challenge history and make our ancestors proud of the creative progress we’ve made as a society! i KNOW your great great great great grandmother would be clapping and pinching your cheeks if she too saw you wearing fake ciggieclippies. war? climate change? tarrifs? none of that would have existed if ciggieclippies were around! look no further, ciggieclippies are here for you. sure, war, climate change, tarrifs and more natural disasters are bound to happen, but i promise you the simple joys of a ciggieclippie will make a difference!